The 9pm parent.
Show queued, kids asleep, the freezer making promises.
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The Collagen Protein Bar · Cherry Chocolate Waffle Cone
Dessert in a bar.
Cherry Chocolate Waffle Cone — tart cherry, dark chocolate, vanilla waffle. Built for the 9pm sweet tooth, without the next-morning regret.
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Pairing notes
Same ritual. One-third the calories.
Pairs with
A small bowl · A spoon · Decaf or red wine.
Best for
9:08pm. Kids down, show on, freezer making promises it shouldn’t keep.
Ritual cue
Break it into a bowl. Eat it with a spoon. Same dessert ritual, 180 calories instead of 540.
Nightcaps without the guilt
Who's eating this after dinner.
What's in the bar
The dessert math, on one bar.
15g
Protein
2g
Sugar
180
Calories
10g
Collagen
Free from
Gluten · Dairy · Soy · Seed oils
Ingredients
Almond butter, grass-fed bovine collagen peptides, unsweetened dark chocolate, organic tapioca fiber, organic coconut oil, dried tart cherries, pea protein isolate, cocoa, vanilla, sea salt, natural cherry flavor, natural vanilla flavor, monk fruit extract.
Per bar · serving information lifted from the current PDP.
From after dinner
4.9 stars · the words “instead of ice cream” show up a lot.
“This is what I eat instead of ice cream now. Every single night. I am not exaggerating.”
— Lauren K.
“Bowl, spoon, done. It’s not ice cream — but my brain stops asking for some.”
— Megan R.
“Cherry and chocolate is such an underrated combo. I keep these in the fridge.”
— Priya S.
“My wife banned me from buying Ben & Jerry’s. These keep me sane.”
— Daniel H.
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Make it the bar after dinner.
Twelve bars, every four weeks, 22% off retail. Skip or cancel anytime — the freezer can sit this one out.